Of late, I am greatly worried I might have turned blind to certain colours. It’s already been a week since I noticed this issue and I am still not able to identify a name for it. As usual, I asked my google assistant to tell me if there is any such disease that lets an individual see only few colours and skip the rest but interestingly she has no idea. May be if it is a man, he would have found an answer to it, but apparently people do not recruit men as bot assistants for some reason. Should ask a feminist what she thinks about this biased favouritism bestowed towards women in this field.
I decided to wait for a while and see if it gradually recedes on its
own. For two weeks I had to suffer with this Four Colour Syndrome; FCS I named
it just in case someone came up with a similar complaint. Beginning from my
morning newspaper to any channel I tune to on my smart TV, all I could see were
four colours, white, green, orange and blue to be precise. I open a shopping
app and I see just these four colours. I open a browser, its interface is again
painted in the same colour scheme.
I must tell you, it was a terrible fortnight with nothing to see
other than these four colours. I finally could not bear it any further and
tele-consulted an ophthalmologist. He was a kind old man struggling to work
through this new method of diagnosing without even looking at the patient. He however,
listened to me patiently and after a slight pause took a sigh and told me to
wait for few more days. On 16th august, he said I shall find myself
normal again.
I asked him if he had any medicines for me, but all he said was to
avoid media, print, broadcast, social whatever form it takes, to ease my eyes
until then. Bewildered, yet I followed his advice. To avoid social media is a
task tougher than avoiding noodles because they are Chinese, but I did follow
his advice. The prescribed day has come and trust me, he was right. One day
after 15th august and I see no more orange, green, white and blue
glaring across me from every corner of my digital screens. The celebration is
all over and we are back to VIBGYOR and its multiple progeny testing my efficiency
to be able to identify them all at once.
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